Athena likes to play on my laptop, and my phone, resetting things and sending strange, garbled messages to all and sundry. The internet really is full of cats, it seems. So if you are a cat and you want to be informed of new FluffySciences posts, you’re in luck, because we now have a facebook page here!
As a student of kitten development in the last couple of weeks, I have a handy quiz to help you decide if you are in fact a cat on the internet.
A) Dangerous, cold boxes holding stuff that could poison kittens or suffocate them?
B) Fantastic forbidden boxes of mystery to climb into at every opportunity?
Is the toilet?
A) A dangerous, slipper bowl of water that might also sometimes have bleach in it?
B) Curious, forbidden bowl of water that you one day intend to thoroughly investigate?
A) One of the best times of the day where we lie quietly underneath the covers, maybe watching a YouTube video, staying nice and calm?
B) Extra playtime to bite at the creatures that live underneath the duvet (under-duvet explorations have only found feet so far but hope springs eternal)?
Is morning times?
A) A time when we have begun to rely on kitten to wake us up?
B) An excellent time to lull humans back to sleep with purrs and cuddles until she is late for work?
A) Really quite yummy and one of the best foods?
B) An abomination unto Bastet and we’d rather eat dry food than cod or tuna flavoured kitten food.
A) Enjoyable devices to allow us to work, blog and internet?
B) Somewhat uncomfortable beds we will lie on regardless?
A) Wonderful little mini laptops that mean we can check our emails before getting out bed?
B) Chew toys?
Is Brussells pate?
A) Human food, get the hell away from my toast.
B) Wonderful ambrosia of the gods that must be tasted at all cost?
If you answered mostly or all Bs, you may in fact be a cat. Get off your owners laptop. You’re not helping.